I have been receiving many notes from my editor claiming that you, the audience, feel my comics are lacking shininess. This week's page I added as much shine per panel as I can afford, because lemme tell you the stuff ain't cheap. That being said it is advised you wear sunglasses while reading this page, because it is not good for you to stare directly into it. On the scale of eye danger, its slightly above looking at a solar eclipse, and slightly below watching Twilight: Eclipse.
Where on the list is masturbation, because I hear that makes you go blind.