Hey folks.  It's a comic!  AUGHGAGAGHUA

So let's talk about our relationship.  We (we being Brandon and I) bring you amazing comics, and in response you're supposed to love and cherish them forever and tell all of your friends.  Now, I have no doubt in my mind that you're doing the first part, because it's downright impossible not to, but as for the part where you tell your friends...

Now, I'm going to get a little personal here...

Do you have friends?  I mean, it's okay, you can tell us.  I'll only post about it on Facebook, for your benefit I swear.  Have you considered joining Cub Scouts?  What about a fight club?  I know a couple people around the city who I can pay to be your friends (I'm not actually going to pay them, that money's gonna have to come out of your wallet).  Either way, alone, friendless, and reading an amazing webcomic with nobody to tell is no way to go through life, my friend.  Eh, see that?  I called you friend!

Don't get used to it.