Ian M. Newton

Born a god but demoted after a misunderstanding involving children's tylenol, Ian Newton spends his days drawing things, and most of his nights in a temporary, reoccurring coma that lasts 8 hours. When asked what his motivations were for doing Waterlogged, he cut several lines of grounded up pennies with an expired debit card, snorted them and mumbled "what?" before shoving a tampon up his nose to stem the nosebleed.